Thursday 28 May 2015

Relationships 7 normal phrases couples use that mean something entirely different during sex

Relationship experts say that couples who talk dirty to each other and end up laughing about is an excellent thing because it means your relationship is pretty damn hot if you feel confident enough to unleash hot, dirty talk on your partner.

Couple in bed

Words are just words but when sex is introduced, a whole new meaning can just come out from a phrase.
Relationship experts say that couples who talk dirty to each other and end up laughing about is an excellent thing because it means your relationship is pretty damn hot if you feel confident enough to unleash hot, dirty talk on your partner.
Lisa Fogarty of SheKnows lists those English phrases you don't want to use during use unless you really want to say them during sex.
  1. I can't fit it in: You have trouble fitting the gym into your daily schedule. It's impossible to fit a manicure in on your way to pick up the kids from daycare. If you can't fit it in during sex, you're either the luckiest woman on the planet or one who needs a big... uh, huh.
  2. We'll never get it in the back: Makes sense when you're discussing whether your CRV will fit in a driveway located at the back of your house. In bed, you're making your true feelings about anal sex crystal clear.
  3. I have no idea what I'm doing: We're betting you will instinctively know what to do in bed in a way we only wish would transfer over to other parts of life — like hemming a pair of pants or operating a snowblower.
  4. Let's put on music: You could put on a spaghetti western soundtrack for all your partner cares, if one person makes this suggestion, it's probably because he or she feels awkward about something — the sounds your bodies are making, the sounds she will make when she queefs — who knows and who cares? Hit the play button.
  5. Does that feel good?: What you really mean to say is: Oh my goodness, would you please react in some way because I have absolutely zero idea what turns you on and you aren't giving me a single clue to work with.
  6. Are you done yet?: Fine when you're discussing whether he has finished using the bathroom so you can hog it for 30 minutes — but absolutely soul-crushing when you (or he) says it in bed. Sex isn't a race and if he is enjoying himself in you, well, that must mean you're pretty amazing. What's the rush?
  7. I love you: There's the "I love you" that you say when you're not about to make each orgasm and there's the "I love you" that sounds like some mix of a moan and a meow that escapes your body during sex and has little to do with your brain. Of course, it's possible to sincerely love someone with whom you're having sex, but it's just as possible to love the sex more than the person.

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